If I were a month, I would be: November
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Thursday
If I were a time of day, I would be: night
If I were a sea animal, I would be: a shark
If I were a direction, I would be: South
If I were a sin, I would be: Vain
If I were a historical figure I would be: Amelia Earhart
If I were a planet, I would be: Pluto
If I were a liquid, I would be: milk
If I were a stone, I would be: granite
If I were a tree, I would be: a dogwood
If I were a bird, I would be: a hummingbird
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: water lillies
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a blizzard
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a unicorn
If I were a musical instrument, a violin
If I were an animal, I would be: wolf
If I were a color, I would be: cotton candy pink
If I were an emotion, I would be: rage
If I were a vegetable, I would be: carrots
If I were a sound, I would be: a sneeze??
If I were an element, I would be: fire ( I am fire by pagan standards)
If I were a song, I would be: "Where do I fit in" by Lennon Murphy
If I were a movie, I would be: 21 Grams
If I were a book, I would be written by: Laurie Halse Anderson
If I were a food, I would be: Three cheese lasagna
If I were a place, I would be: a deserted beach
If I were a taste, I would be: salty
If I were a scent, I would be: Baby powder
If I were a religion, I would be: a luciferian satanism
If I were a word, I would be: cynical
If I were a body part, I would be: a toe??
If I were a facial expression, I would be: a smile
If I were a subject in school, I would be: biology
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Belle
If I were a shape, I would be: a square
If I were a number, I would be: 42
If I were a piece of jewelry, I would be: a pearl necklace
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a couch
If I were a car, I would be: a truck
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: a tank top
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Thingies I've made in photoshop.
If you take them, please tell me. That's all I ask.
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Monday, June 12, 2006
| Your Bumper Sticker Should Be |
Barbie is not a slut - her legs won't open |
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Friday, June 09, 2006
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I am seriously mad at my sister. More so than I have EVER been. She let my 16 yr. Nephew get married!
I then wrote a myspace blog about it....
"My 16 yr. old Nephew is married... 16!!
God, he almost made it too, graduating next year, has a job. How the fuck is he going to handle being a father and a husband?
I didn't say anything about him doing drugs, being a whore or being a jerk to people. This is crossing the line though, I can honestly say he has topped ANYTHING I have done. I'm sorry, but I don't approve of this. Not that it really matters anymore..."
Her reply: (She types very badly) "So what he isnt a whore he is my son.. That ur newphew u r talking about.. Getting married and doing drugs r 2 different things. Unlike some people he is being responsible' he is working and supporting himself and going to school at a private school and is married.. U may not approved of it but it wasnt ur decision- it was mine- and dont ever call my son a whore again- he isnt. At least he isnt living with someone- he is married.. Kasey how dare u judge anyone look at ur life- it so perfect u r unhappy......... Dont call dont do anything because we dont really need u in our life.. Family sticks by one another and not try to destroy eachother..."
Nicks reply:"I just wrote a rather long reply to you with concern to the neurological and psychological implications of what happened with your son, and your own... I don't even have words for it... absurdly idiotic, childish, fucked-up and profoundly insane decisions with concern for the situation. Myspace ate it, though, being one of the least stable websites in existence today. Suffice to say that my reply came down to this: you are every bit as unstable as Myspace and require therapy just as Myspace needs to be reprogrammed from the bottom on up, and your son's brain is not mature enough to make decisions as important as this one. I'm not trying to say that he's stupid. I'm simply saying that, as Worshipful Frater CRC pointed-out, his brain is literally, physically not functional enough to make choices like that. Being his mother, you ought to know better than to let him. Clearly you don't, which in my professional opinion means that you require hospitalization.
To summarize: seek help, and stay out of your son's life entirely until such time as you become a fit and productive mother."
My Reply: "I think he just sunk your battleship"
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Bush's push for an amendment against gay marriageOkay...
1. "Ages of experience have taught us that the commitment of a husband and a wife to love and to serve one another promotes the welfare of children and the stability of society."
You mean like Brintany Spears's 55 hour marriage? Because god knows how sacred that was.
2. Even if I were against Gay marriage (Which I am not), I would have an endlessly long list of more important things to worry about. Like, starving/dying children in Iraq, dying soldiers, and American economy turning to shit. I couldn't care less if Bob and Dave get married!!!! Jesus Christ, people. Look at the news and fucking tell me what's more of an issue???
3. This is not at all what the mechanism of constitutional amendment was designed for. I'm no expert in US history or political theory, but I think this point is simple enough. Changes to the Constitution were allowed so that the Constitution could change with the times. but, the intention was that making a change would be a difficult process so that stupid, inappropriate and pointless amendments couldn't be just thrown in because some Texas dickface in the White House happened to be faking Christian fundamentalism for the purpose of faking moral integrity. In other words... constitutional amendments are serious business... not to be sought so lightly.
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Tuesday, June 06, 2006
xxpunkpoorxx: Abortion seems like a horrible idea
zero_doll999: Why?
xxpunkpoorxx: killing babies for no reason
zero_doll999: some of them have good reason.
zero_doll999: like, not being able to take care of them, by living in a bad envoirment, or being a drugie.
xxpunkpoorxx: shouldnt the baby have the chance to live tho???
zero_doll999: *snorts* some life! Being beaten or starved..or worse, molested.
zero_doll999: Do you know how many kids sell drugs on the street, just to freaking eat?
xxpunkpoorxx: i guess some kids can get help
zero_doll999: and then what? they're just another lost soul in the system..
zero_doll999: I'm not saying that abortion is always right, only when it's absolutely needed.
xxpunkpoorxx: i still believe that a kid should have as much as a right to live as we do
zero_doll999: Then you don't have a heart.
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Saturday, June 03, 2006
Today I went trap shooting with Nick and his father. I did okay./ My first time with a shot gun and I shot 5 targets the wjole round. It wasn't the best of course, but NIck and his dad was yelling in my ear, lean forward, keep the handle to your cheek. I mean I had a shot gun in my hand, I was freaking nervous as it was.
Anyway, I'm hot. The pool is calling my name.
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Friday, June 02, 2006
So, I'm sorry for the disappearance act.
These last few weeks are just transition, ya know for me to become used to my surroundings and being around Nick all the time.
He can be a huge Dickface, sometimes.
Like the night before last, we got into a fight in the middle of a grocery store.
Our conversation:
Him: "It's my firm belief that people should know what they're eating. Like, where their meat and vegetables come from and what the cows go through to be slaughtered."
Me: " I enjoy my cow in a package, I do not want to know it's life story."
Him:"That's how you're a stupid American."
So he called me a stupid American infront of a cashier and 6 people behind us..how freaking loving.
Don't get me wrong, He can be a sweetheart, but Jesus he's driving me crazy.
anyway, I'm back.
